JUNE 2023 - GOOD NEWS issue to publish online | Page 25

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JUNE 18th

IS FATHER ' S DAY ! We ’ re looking for the

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1 DAD in BEAR COUNTRY !

Send entries to : " Good News Contest " P . O . Box 99 Avis , PA 17721
Share a story of your thoughts and feelings about what makes your dad so special to you . Staple your letter to the entry form below and mail it to us ! Entries must be received by 6 / 15 / 23 to be eligible to win . If your letter is chosen , your father will win a $ 25 Gift Card from NAPA Auto Parts in Mill Hall , and a $ 15 Worth of PA Lottery Tickets !
Your Name & Phone : ________________________________________________________ Your Dad ' s Name : __________________________________________________________ Your Dad ' s Address : ________________________________________________________ Your Dad ' s Age : _______ Your Dad ' s Phone Number : __________________________
WIN A FAMILY 4-PACK OF TICKETS TO SEE THE WILLIAMSPORT CROSSCUTTERS
AT BOWMAN FIELD FROM “ GOOD NEWS ” MAGAZINE !
Just fill in the entry form below and mail to : “ Good News ” • P . O . Box 99 • Avis , PA 17721
Name : ___________________________________ Address : __________________________________
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City / State / Zip : _____________________________ Phone : ___________________________________ Entries must be received by 2pm on June 22 , 2023 to be eligible to win .

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Dad law requires dads to say one of the following when ready to leave :
" Let ' s rock ' n roll ." --- " Saddle up , partners ." " Time to hit the road ." --- " Let ' s hightail it outta here ." --- " Let ' s skeedadle ." --- " Let ' s get the heck outta dodge ." --- " Let ' s blow this popsicle stand ."
An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her father on " Take Your Kid to Work Day ." As they were walking around the office , the young girl started crying and getting very cranky . Her father asked what was wrong with her . As the staff gathered round , she sobbed loudly : " Daddy , where are all the clowns that you said you worked with ?"
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