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The Golf Cart CHRONICLES BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories First Annual JUNKY Golf Cart Contest & Fun Day (This subject is a made-up story intended to entertain and amuse you) SUZY JAMES, Author W anna make fifty bucks showing off your junky golf cart vehicle? Enter our contest now and find out if our judg- es, all former junky golf cart owners, declare your entry as the worse crappiest golf cart in the contest. Judging will take place on July 4, 2018, at 11 a.m. All you need is a junky, worthless, useless, crappy old golf cart and a good sense of humor. 36 Our town is a golf car community where there is never a shortage of trash heap golf carts or new ones. Here’s how to enter the crappy contest: • Anyone over 18 who owns a crapulent golf cart is invited to enter. We don’t care where you come from or who you are because it’s none of our business. • • Registration is five bucks- CASH ONLY! If you want to enter your crappy golf cart in our contest just go to Jake’s Golf Car Repair Shop on: Saturday, June 23, 2018 - between 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM Judging will take place on July 4, 2018 at 11 a.m. • His address is on 2 Main Street, next door to Aunt Bee’s Diner and directly across the street from Hairless Joe’s Barber Shop. You can’t miss it, look for a worn out Green Golf Cart sign; a check- ered blue and white sign with a Burger picture on it; and you will see a bunch of bald people stand- ing in line waiting to have their bald heads shined up for only two bucks. Tattoo Heads are welcome. Do not bring your under par cart when you register, we want to be surprised on the day of the contest.