The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
First Annual JUNKY Golf
Cart Contest & Fun Day
(This subject is a made-up story intended to entertain and amuse you)
SUZY JAMES, Author
W
anna make fifty
bucks showing
off your junky golf cart
vehicle?
Enter our contest now
and find out if our judg-
es, all former junky golf
cart owners, declare
your entry as the worse
crappiest golf cart in the
contest.
Judging will take place
on July 4, 2018, at 11
a.m.
All you need is a junky,
worthless, useless,
crappy old golf cart and
a good sense of humor.
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Our town is a golf car community
where there is never a shortage of
trash heap golf carts or new ones.
Here’s how to enter the crappy
contest:
•
Anyone over 18 who owns a
crapulent golf cart is invited to
enter. We don’t care where you
come from or who you are
because it’s none of our
business.
•
•
Registration is five bucks-
CASH ONLY!
If you want to enter your
crappy golf cart in our contest
just go to Jake’s Golf Car
Repair Shop on:
Saturday, June 23, 2018 - between
10 a.m. to 1 p.m.
WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM
Judging will take place on
July 4, 2018 at 11 a.m.
•
His address is on 2 Main
Street, next door to Aunt Bee’s
Diner and directly across the
street from Hairless Joe’s
Barber Shop.
You can’t miss it, look for a worn
out Green Golf Cart sign; a check-
ered blue and white sign with a
Burger picture on it; and you will
see a bunch of bald people stand-
ing in line waiting to have their
bald heads shined up for only two
bucks. Tattoo Heads are welcome.
Do not bring your under par cart
when you register, we want to be
surprised on the day of the contest.