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Hey there! You like what they’re wearing? I sure do.
Come on out and check it out. We have lots and lots
of different styles, colors, and texture. They are very
comfortable, they keep you warm, and it’s very cute.
In need of weapons for any sort of reason or need
a certain one ? Here we have plenty types of weaponry, any kind that you or someone you know
has in mind we have in stock for you guys! It can
range from shields to spears to anything you can
think of we have in stock, we even have torches
for those shabby dark nights. In order to purchase
a weapon you must have a permit claiming you
have rights to own, purchase, receive or you must
be a soldier. With the permission from the government we will be more than glad to sell you some
of our weaponry.
At the very moment we have gladius, pilum,
plumbata, hasta, pugio, spathea, etc all in store
for whoever is interested in purchasing weapons.
Come and purchase weapons this week and we
will give you a friendly discount of 30% off of any
item you would want. Make sure to bring this section of the newspaper to claim your 30% off of any
item in store. Bring your family members, bring
friends your friends friends, even bring you neighbor for this exclusive offer. We’ve decided as a
family to give this offer because of how much we
appreciate our customers and how we consider
you all our family as well.
If you buy your weapon or other items with us
we guarantee satisfaction with our products.
Come check us out on the corner of original ave
and calcium way, we’re the ones with smiles always on and covered with a tent, of course we
must keep our items safe from thieves. Make sure
to come and show us this message to receive
your 30% off all items.