JOY FEELINGS MAGAZINE February Love issue 2017! | Page 50

like a French kiss, but down under.

# 11 I’ m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

# 12 Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.

# 13 Are you David Beckham? Because I’ d bend for you.

# 14 I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’ t have to be.

# 15 You’ re the opposite of my homework in high school. * How?* I actually want to do you all night long.

# 16 * Asks your name * They call me“ The

Truth,”• because quite frankly, people just can’ t handle me �

# 17 If I would’ ve known I’ d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ ve worn my bikini.

# 18 Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.

# 19 You’ re definitely on my to-do list tonight.

# 20 You look familiar. Have we had sex before? * No * Well, we should.

# 21 Those pants look great on you. But they’ d look even better on my floor.

# 22 Want to make a porno? We don’ t have to tape it.

50 JOY FEELINGS!