once there was a women who came to the rabbi and complained about her headache. After that she complained about all her sufferings and went on for about two hours. Suddenly, she said to the rabbi "Rabbi, from being in your holy presence it has taken away my headache!!!" Then the rabbi said to her "no, your headache has not gone away you have just given it to me.
Here's A joke
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Riddle
Eli's dad has 5 sons. The first son is called "Ten," the 2nd son is "Twenty," the 3rd is "Thirty," and the 4th is "Forty." What is the name of the 5th son?
Answer:
It's "Fifty" it's not Eli because Eli is a girl and nobody said Eli's dad had no daughters.