Vintage
Gems
1. Sort your wardrobe out and ask yourself, if you saw it in
a charity shop would you buy it?
2. When in hospital and about to nod off, bring the sheet
up to just under your nose so that when your mouth drops
open you don’t look dead !
3. With these horrible coughs around, beware that a
change of temperature from room to room can bring
on a coughing fit. Also keep the bedroom warm at
night you will cough less.
4. If your eyebrows are becoming sparse have
your Thyroxine and B12 levels checked.
5. Fit an expanding shower rail inside the
shower, against the wall and use it to
hang plastic baskets on to hold all
your soap, shampoo etc. Saves
drilling the wall or using those
silly suckers.