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IWACA FUN FACTS
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FUN FACTS
WHY WRITING IS BAD FOR
YOUR HEALTH
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IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT THAT CONTINUED WEIGHT BEARING ON THE GLUTEUS MAXIMUS WILL RESULT IN A CONDITION KNOWN AS SADDLEBAG SYNDROME.
WRITERS BLOCK IS A SIDE EFFECT OF CAFFEINE OVERLOAD.
POPULAR REMEDIES INCLUDE THE PARTAKING OF COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WINE, CHOCOLATE AND SAVOURY SNACKS.
TALKING TO YOURSELF, OR AS WRITERS LIKES TO CALL IT "COMMUNING WITH YOUR CHARACTERS", IS NEVER A HEALTHY PURSUIT.
SO IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE THAT YOU CEASE ALL RAMBLINGS AND SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION.
ARE THESE TRUE OR FALSE?
ANSWERS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE.
1. FALSE 2. FALSE 3.FALSE ALL THREE ARE COMPLETE BALDERDASH