Is Canada Even Real? FREE SAMPLE 1 | Page 7

The Littlest Hobo : Our German Shepherd Guardian Angel T V star credit’s title card reads, “Starring LONDON.” (Yell it!) A rainbow-bright hot-air balloon sits in the air. Is Hobo aboard? Wait, Hobo is swimming across a stream now; he emerges onto a rocky outcrop and shakes the water from his coat. Droplets of water arc out in all directions. It is a dramatic visual. It is the most dramatic visual you will see for the duration of the program. A dog shaking water off himself. Hold on to that. Hold dearly to that sense of wonder, that action. Hobo’s origins, motivation, and ultimate destination are never explained over the course of the series. In this capacity, he is the perfect metaphor for Canada. In the opening scene of the pilot episode of The Littlest Hobo, our altruistic A lsatian befriends forest ranger Ray Caldwell and rescues a pair of wildcat cubs from a forest fire. But the scene is soft, slow, halting. There are no subtle nuances. There are broad actions and sharp transitions. There is no budget for suspense. As the episode continues, a local storekeeper aims to keep the forest’s fire-ravaged animals at bay by setting a trap of raw hamburger laced with rat poison outside his shop, but it’s eaten by a toddler. First of all, I hope viewers made note that CTV was the destination on Thursday evenings for watch- ing wee ones eat raw meat, but secondly, and most importantly, Where were you on that one, Hobo? In an attempt to save the child, Ranger Caldwell and Hobo set off by plane to fetch a doctor and the antidote, but a thunder- storm prevents Caldwell from landing the plane back home, leading to this tense exchange: Caldwell: Of all the rough luck. I can’t even see the airstrip. 7