INSIGHT Magazine October 2014 | Page 40

Smoking Moose Open Mic Night W hat’s fun about an open mic night, aside from having a few beers and listening to local talent, is that there’s no telling what’s about to happen on stage. “Play guitar, sing, standup comedy, spoken word poetry — even juggling,” said Dougie Alvie, musician and first guest host of at the Smoking Moose’s new open mic night on Wednesdays. “If you can juggle, I want to see you to get up here and juggle.” Open mic isn’t meant to be a serious artistic struggle, according to Alvie. It’s like a community talent show, a place for confessions and rants and beauty and struggle and magnificent, uncompromisingly bad comedy. There’s no set structure to the kind of acts going on; if you want to do magic tricks, that’s fine. Want to play the ukelele and ride a unicycle? Check with the venue for insurance information, but you’re probably set. “[We want to] draw people out of their comfort zone to mingle with other entertainers they may not normally meet,” said Chris Patterson, who organizes open mic night at the Moose. “We’re just trying to keep local entertainment alive and give these artists a place to be heard.” INSIGHT’S HALLOWEEN INTERACTIVE FICTION You see the front door, the only sure chance to escape this house of horror, and make your decision. You summon your totem animal, the spirit creature that guides you on the quest of life, for the strength, wisdom and tenacity to persevere and outrun the gerbil. Ironically, your totem animal is also a gerbil. Your totem animal and the gerbil give each other a high-five before mauling you to death. YOU DIED! FINAL SCORE: TOTEM ANIMAL? I PICKED THE FRONT DOOR! If you’d like to go back in time to before you did something you didn’t have any reason to think you would do, you can always go back to page 67.