INSIGHT Magazine November 2014 | Page 31

form OCTOBER Contest Results! Last month we asked you to tell us your strategy for surviving the October Zombiepocalyse, and were totally wowed with your responses. Scotty Royal told us he’s got Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” cued up for the zombie apocalypse, saying “Make sure you click on that repeat button and once they all start dancing you can easily walk away.” This guy is a GENIUS. Susan Kirk said she’d head immediately underground, straight into a fallout shelter, outlasting the apocalypse by happily waiting as it rages overhead. Ed Gibson is the champion of fake-outs, saying that he’d just go to a graveyard because the zombies are bound to be roaming the streets instead of abandoned cemeteries. INSIGHT Michael Wilks will head into a hayloft with food, weapons and ammunition and pop zombie heads as they shamble by, and if that doesn’t work, he reckons he’d just join the horde and go on a rampage, too. After choosing a name at random from the responses we received, we’ve determined this month’s winner to be Charles Bromberg, who plans to skip all the running and hiding and go straight to being a zombie, because if you can’t beat ‘em, you might as well join ‘em (and eat people). Keep an eye on your inbox, Charles, for instructions on claiming your Peerless gift card! Thanks to everybody who participated, and as always: when dealing with zed, aim for the head. ✤ November 2014 31