insideKENT Magazine Issue 101 - September 2020 | Page 47

IN ASSOCIATION WITH KENTSTAYCATION A Stylish Staycation Retreat: BOSUN COTTAGE, DEAL BY SAMANTHA READY / PHOTOGRAPHY BY ASHLEY O’LEARY, DEAL HOLIDAY LETS SITUATED MERE MINUTES FROM THE COBBLESTONE HISTORIC STREETS OF DEAL, AND TUCKED AWAY AT THE FOOT OF THE CLIFFS ON KINGSDOWN BEACH, BOSUN COTTAGE IS EVERYTHING YOU COULD WISH FOR IN A LITTLE SEASIDE RETREAT - AND MORE! Typical of my luck, I was scheduled to check into Bosun Cottage on probably the most miserable day of the summer, yet this little gem is enough to brighten the most greyest of skies and bring utter joy to your day. Whilst my expectations were high, knowing the painstaking attention to detail, blood, sweat, and tears that owners Sarah & Mark Crichton (of Neptune Canterbury fame) had put into their lockdown project (you can read more about this over the page!), even the beautiful pictures do not do justice to this unpretentious slice of luxury by the sea. With pebbles crunching underfoot from the beachside coastal path, we arrived at the bijou front garden situated in the middle of a clutch of fishermen's cottages. There, twin benches are positioned to truly take in the wonder of uninterrupted sea views, stunning sunsets and starlit Kentish nights. Quirky Dutch half doors open to reveal a cosy, almost tardis-like, home-from-home that you’ll never want to leave. The cottage is the definition of sophisticated, laid back charm; a neutral palette of soft pebble, pale blue and natural wood harness the colours on the doorstep; whilst splashes of deep mustard and rich nautical stripes add a sense of on-trend, luxe-comfort. As expected there are some classic Neptune additions; beautiful sinks and vanity units, cosy lambswool throws and simple yet stylish furniture; but then there are the other touches... The welcome box of freshly baked cakes from local baker Eat & Mess, the bright yellow hammock for lazy al-fresco evenings, the cupboard bursting with books and games for nights whiled away in front of the wood burner, the Sonos speaker and Nespresso machine for the gadget nerds, the cute jute beach bag with fresh beach towels ready for a bracing sea dip, and in true mi casa es su casa style, there is even an honesty bar. Bursting with awardwinning Kentish tipples and more, simply pop the cork, sit back and relax glass in hand, and watch the rolling waves; just replace the bottle with one of your own faves before you leave - genius! Depending on your staycation goals there is a practical kitchen; with gas hob, stove, microwave, fridge, and dishwasher (there’s even a washing machine in the adjacent utility room!), or you can take full advantage of the local dining haunts; from the tastebud zing of Soul Chef’s incredible Jamaican jerk chicken, to the refined French bistro plates at Frog and Scot; or keep it closer to home with the literally 30-second jaunt to the renown Zetland Arms - staying here just keeps getting better and better! And then there is upstairs… The second bedroom looks out onto the quiet back garden and is ingenious in its versatility; the oak grain bed can be handily transformed from single, to twin, to king size - depending on your slumber needs; there is a perfectly situated mini washroom, again in the cottage's signature style; and then there is the luxurious master bedroom. Sumptuous king-size bed, gorgeous bedside tables and original fireplace aside, the pièce de résistance is framed by the original sash windows - gorgeous, uninterrupted views across the beach, with the white cliffs on one side and, on a clear day, the coastline of France across the water - just heaven. What more perfect end to a staycation day than being lulled to sleep by the gentle sea breeze and sound of waves lapping the pebble shore. The only downside of Bosun Cottage? Having to leave… Bosun Cottage South Road Kingsdown Deal www.bosuncottage.com bosun_cottage bosuncottage 47