Indie Scribe Magazine November Issue | Page 47

Let's just say she is irrationally fearful of potentially dangerous situations.

I don't get it.

This trip we stayed in well populated, touristy areas, so Mona didn't complain. Strike that, she didn't complain about her life being in danger. She did have a problem with her sunglasses, or lack thereof.

Mona: We need to stop somewhere and get me sunglasses. I broke my last pair.

Me: okay we can stop at Walmart

Mona: No. We can stop somewhere nicer. I'm willing to spend more money on them.

Me: After you broke the last three pair you had?

Mona: They only broke because they were cheap.

Me: Really Mona? It wasn't because you forgot you were wearing them on your shirt when you hugged someone, dropped them on the concrete, or stepped on them?

Mona: No.

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(us driving through a cute little downtown)

Mona: Do you think they would have sunglasses there? (Points at lamps & shades store)

Me:(face-palm)

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Mona: (in a whining tone) I need sunglasses!

Me: Do you want to wear mine?

Mona: (nods)

Me: (gives Mona my sunglasses)

Mona: They're dirty!

Me: That's it! Give them back! You don't deserve them!

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We never did stop to get her sunglasses. But in my defense, she was the driver. It wan't like I was holding her back.

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