Indie Ready Magazine #1 #IndieReadyMagazine #DEC-APR #2014 #WeOutchea | Page 16

#WEOUTCHEA SUPERSTITIONS Bring In 2014 The Right Way of the year. Other wise you’ll have a year full of stress and crying. -Don’t wash your hair and wear red on New Years day for a festive new year -Wear a brand new outfit... you’ll be fresh the whole year. -Since bad spirits HATE celebration and loud noise...be as loud as possible when the New Year hits The first day of the year is the most important day. It sets the tone for what kind of energy your going to carry for the rest of year so make sure you start off on the right foot. Here’s a list of suggestions so you can start with as much luck as possible: ---ON NEW YEARS DAY--- Avoid breaking things, crying and wailing on the first day 16 -Open all the doors before the New Year so the old one can find it’s way out. ----THE FIRST PERSON IN YOUR HOUSE----Should be a tall, dark and handsome man -Should have some type of gift with them (bring something IN the house before ANYTHING goes out) -Wind from north: bad weather -Wind from east: famine and natural calamities -Wind from west: plenty of milk and fish for all but death of a person of great national importance. -No wind: joy and prosperity throughout the year. -Never leave the home before someone comes in first. -Should not be a female...they bring disaster ----THESE ARE SO YOU DON’T SHOW YOUR NEW GOOD FORTUNE THE WAY TO LEAVE----Do not let money, jewelry, precious items or other valuable things leave your home on New Year Day. -Do something related to your profession and be successful at it...but only small “busy” work ... starting a big project is no bueno...yah know what i mean -Should knock and be let in with a warm greeting...even if you live there DO NOT use a key. -Do not pay loans and bills or lend things to anybody...pay bills before the New Year so you don’t enter it with debt -NOBODY should leave the house until the first person has walked in -Clean thoroughly on New Years Eve and don’t even take out the trash New Years Day -Should not be flat footed, cross eyed, or have eyebrows that connect in the middle. Alright hopefully your prepared to make that transition the right way now. GOOD LUCK and I’ll see you on the other side. ADD me on facebook.. - Make sure your fridge and cupboards are full so you eat lavish As I get older I’m getting more and more superstitious and it seems the more I pay attention to what kind of energy i put out the more good comes my way. Even if your not superstitious it’s all in good nature so don’t be a jerk-off and just have fun. lings stay for the year. -Don’t wash dishes or do laundry...they say it will lead to a death in the family that year by “washing” away loved ones. -Eat ham only because chickens and turkeys scratch backwards, cows stand still but a pig roots forward and you want to do the same. -Kiss your significant other at midnight to ensure those fee- -Should not be blond or a red head...they bring bad luck ----THE DIRECTION THE WIND IS BLOWING AT MIDNIGHT MEANS----Wind from south: fine weather and prosperous times ahead IbeSumnSerious