#BARZ
Here are some “Jokes Only Smart
People Will Understand” so pat yourself on the back if you get them:
A logician’s wife is having a baby. The doctor hands the baby to the husband. The wife asks “Is it a boy or a girl?”. The husband replies “Yes.”
A logician’s wife asks him to “pick up a loaf of bread from the store and if
they have eggs get a dozen”. The logician comes home with 12 loaves of
bread.
Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel Test.
A cop pulls Werner Heisenberg over for speeding. He asks him “Do you
know how fast you were going back there?”. Heisenberg replies, “No, but I
knew where I was.”
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language can a double positive form a
negative.” A student mumbles “Yeah, right.”
“Why am I not famous yet?”
Oh yes..That moment when you sitting there thinking like tha fuck?with
all this hard work..yeah we been there..some of us still there but personally fuck patience..that bitch better pay me soon..anyway this aint bou
me lol this a question ppl dont really ask out loud but certainly its hitting
artist HARD....
Let’s face it,Making it lasts FOREVER unless u got that certain point u wanna hit and just chill there...I learned to put my mind elswhere cuz goin full
time on this music thing can be overwhelmingly frustrating especially if yo
no where close to making it...
So if you there and it aint working for u yet chill out..this stuck to me >>>
“Life is art, and even the bad times are part of the experience that will
contribute to your creativity in the future.”
But we all different..we all have different dreams and goals maybe yo not
famous, cuz yo working for fame which not everyone gets...hardly anyone
gets. you can be extremely talented but not fucking with the right people?
But basically fame aint a day thing,every famous artist we know took
years to get where they be so if u there sitting on the sidelines like i am..it
just aint yo time yet!! #ChillOut
A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks “Where are your bags”. The
photon replies “I don’t have any bags. I’m traveling light.”
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