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away.” But I did get away with murder at this school because they knew that I’d already gotten a scholarship to the Royal College of Music, and there hadn’t been anyone who’d gotten a scholarship to go there before. So they probably felt, “He’ll be gone soon. Let’s just leave him be.” But I stole the deputy headmaster’s car one day, and that didn’t go down very well. On my ing my hair since I was 17 or 18 years old. I was playing in different bands, and people were starting to grow [out] their hair. Because what was considered long hair then was if it touched your collar. So I start- ed growing my hair, but then when I went to the Royal College of Music, I had a piano professor who I did not get on with, and she says to me one day, "What's all this fur newreleases October 4 Angel Olsen All Mirrors Blood Orange Angel's Pulse North Mississippi Allstars Up And Rolling The Menzingers Hello Exile Wilco Ode To Joy October 11 10•2019 last day of school, on my last report card, the headmaster wrote, “Wakeman will end up in one of three places — onstage at the London Palladium, in Westminster as a member of Parliament, or in Wormwood Scrubs Prison.” My mother was not impressed. But I did do two of them — I’m not an MP, but I am an advisor on intellec- tual property rights for the government. And I have been onstage at the London Palladium a number of times, so I’ve got those two out of the way, at least. But then I have gone into prisons to entertain, just not Wormwood Scrubs. So he wasn’t that far off. IE: Outside of Shawn Phillips – who had a nasty run-in with an outboard motor -- you always had the longest hair in rock. How did that tradition start? RW: I did some albums with Shawn Phillips, funnily enough. But I started grow- growing on your head then, it's touching your collar -- you'd better get it cut. In fact, don't come back to me until you've got it cut." So I said, "How does the length of my hair affect my piano playing? I pass all my exams; I learn everything I'm meant to learn, how can it affect my playing?" And she said, "I don't like it! And don't come back to my lessons until you've cut it!" I said I could practice, do everything I needed to do to get through the next set of exams. But there was no way I was cutting my hair. And she just went mad. And I never went back to her. So by the time I got to Yes my hair was really long, because I never got it cut again after that. So I was already four inches ahead of everybody else in hair length. All thanks to this miserable piano teacher. Appearing 10/4 at Arcada Theatre, 12 illinoisentertainer.com october 2019 Tom Lanham 808 State Transmission Suite Babymetal Metal Galaxy Elbow Giants Of All Sizes Kim Gordon No Home Record Lacuna Coil Black Anima Starcrawler Devour You The Menzingers October 18 Alter Bridge Walk The Sky Foals Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost Part 2 Jim James The Order Of Nature Rob Halford Celestial Third Eye Blind Screamer White Reaper You Deserve Love Jimmy Eat World Surviving October 25 FKA Twigs Magdalene Grace Potter Daylight Mayhem [Title TBA] Neil Young & Crazy Horse Colorado Norma Jean All Hail Swans Leaving Meaning Underworld Drift Songs 808 State