Illinois Entertainer May 2014 | Page 24

you're immediately struck by not only their sweet sisterly harmonies, but their kinetic – and personally unique -- physical energy, which seems to pass from one to the other like welding sparks. It starts with Alana, swiveling to monitor her various keyboards, percussion, and six-strings ("Este, Danielle, and Dash call me Merlin, because I literally have the craziest station and I switch off so many instruments," she chortles). Then it passes to Danielle at center stage, undulating like a python with the sinuous R&B-based rhythms she's chording, and ultimately ends with the rigid-spined Este, who throws her entire body into every last note, her eyes often shut, her features passionately contorting with each emotional lyric. They play together, alright. "And touring is a breeze," Alana would like it to be known. "A lot of people think that I'm lying, and behind closed doors we're weirdly Oasis and we each have different tour vans. A lot of people seriously think that that's what the vibe is like, and it's not. We love each other. I love my sisters more than anything in the world." She thinks about it, decides to up the ante. "I would die for them. I would take a bullet for both my sisters and Dash – Dash is in there, too. We're just the biggest lovefest on tour, and we've been in a band forever. And I feel like if something was going to go wrong, it would've happened during our awkward 13-year-old stages. It would have happened by now, and it hasn't." How close are these Los Angelenos today? Put it this way, Alana says. In all their lives, they've found maybe five other girls that they can all hang out with, simultaneously. They prefer their own company instead. And they weren't going to let little things like a club drinking age stop them. "Este and Danielle would be like 'Take your braces off! We're taking you out!'" she recalls. "I'd get arrested if I tried that today – that shit would not fly. And literally on my 16th birthday, they presented me with a fake ID and said 'Welcome to a whole new world of your life! This is a new chapter!' And from the time I was 16, they took me to every single show at The Echoplex, The Silver Lake Lounge, all these places that were 21 and over. I'm so glad I turned 21, because I must have ulcers now from trying to get into clubs. Because I cannot lie. I literally cannot lie, and giving a big, scary bouncer a fake ID is probably the scariest thing I've ever had to do. My hand would have the ID out, but I would shake – you could totally tell that I was not 21, and I think my ID said that I was 27." This presented something of a problem when Haim began playing live at the same sort of adult venues. Junior couldn't use her fake ID because it featured a different last name, and the marquee listed a sister act. "So every single club would make me have my own bouncer," she sighs, dejectedly. "Maybe they thought that I would do something crazy, like run away and down 50 beers. I have no idea why I would need my own bodyguard. But I would literally stand outside