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Continued from page 12 CH: Well, I’ m just expressing myself – I’ m not trying to make some kind of definitive statement. I wasn’ t saying it’ s better to be on your own – everyone would rather be with someone than be alone. But if you are alone,
ty, and frankly, we’ ve all said that, we’ ve all had this conversation, people who’ ve been around a while. But I would hasten to add, just to remind people, that it was always shitty. How was America 200 years ago? It was illegal to be gay, they were lynching black

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you have to own what’ s good about it. So I think of it more in terms of being renounced, leaving a lot of things behind to address the more important things in life. And at a certain age, you don’ t need a lot. I’ m 65, I’ ve done all the family stuff, done everything I needed to when I was younger. So now I can concentrate on my philosophy and what I think is important. So this ain’ t no sermon on the mount.
people and slaughtering the Indians. And then they brought in factory farms – they meaning‘ us’ – so when was it so great? Remember when we thought the hippies were so cool, so forward-thinking? They were all meat eaters, supporting factory farms and turning a blind eye to it. There was a bit of cosmic consciousness, but basically they were all trying to get high. It was about getting loaded.
IE: When you listen back to The Pretenders’ self-titled debut disc from 1980, though, it sounds like it could have been recorded yesterday. CH: Well, you know, that’ s not a very long time. Listen to Beethoven’ s Moonlight Sonata – if only someone could write that today. So looking back doesn’ t mean anything to me. Time is a hard thing to define, really – 40 years seems like a lot in some ways, but nothing in terms of some other things. So again, there’ s that sense of timelessness. But it( the punk era) was an interesting time. But it’ s always an interesting time. People say to me that a lot of things have gotten really shit-
IE: Come January, though, things might seriously get shitty. At least here in America, where you still maintain an Akron residence. CH: You’ re wasting your time thinking about stuff like that. There’ s only one person who could have beaten Donald Trump to the White House, only one living person – who wasn’ t qualified because they’ re Canadian. Only one person who could have gotten him out of there – Pamela Anderson. Straight-A student, smart girl, she had everything it took. But she’ s Canadian, and she’ s not a politician, But if she was, she could have gotten his ass out of there.
IE: Some artists are so depressed, they’ re wondering why they should even tour. CH: They’ re fools. Fools to say that! I don’ t have time for that kind of attitude. Why do you tour? Because that’ s what you do – you’ re a musician, and you go where the music takes you. So I don’ t understand that – I’ m not on that page at all. That would be like saying,“ Why should we breathe?” if the air’ s polluted. Why does everyone think that they can control all this stuff? I don’ t know
why people get so affected by these exte things, because you can’ t change th things. All you can do is change yoursel that’ s all you really have to think about.
The Pretenders newest album, Alone, is out now.
Tom Lanham
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