Distress Signal
A man goes hunting and gets lost in the woods.
Campfire Laughs
Remembering the universal distress signal of firing 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits.
After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help.
Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself,“ I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”
Running Shoes
Two guys were hunting in the forest when they unexpectedly came across a very large bear. They both took off running. After a few minutes, one guy abruptly stopped running, took off his backpack, and pulled out a pair of running shoes.
The other guy saw this and was wondering what was going on. So he stopped, ran back to the first guy and asked, " Why are you putting on your running shoes? Do you really think you are going to be able to out run that bear with those?"
The other guy replied, " I don ' t have to out run the bear, I just have to out run you!"
Hunting and Marriage
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks.“ Honey, I ' ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it ' s time you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading, golfing, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat & airplane.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, " Darling, what ' s wrong?"“ There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” " Ex wife!", she screams, " I didn ' t know you were married before!"
“ I wasn ' t.“
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