MOHAMED
AGANEETH RCK
aka Raja He came here as a prince and was coronated king in his very �rst year here. Some l i t t l e g i r l s o m e w h e r e born at the same time he was, was deprived of huge naturally kohled and thickly lashed eyes when they were implanted onto his face instead. He spent his last year here competing with Ajmal on whose beard would grow to house more birds ' nests. He prides himself as a rare Mallu whose tongue gained mastery over Hindi( or at least a language that resembled it on some levels) before he was done with �rst year. You ' ll probably �nd a philosophy and principle hidden behind every nook and cranny of that mind so that debates and tiffs with him are a tad bit frustrating. But then he also happens to be that one gem of a guy you always know you can count on, who gives his all to you when you seek his help. He never did want for emotions and is one of those rare guys who cr ied his eyes off mid- way through‘ Interstellar’ and proudly declared this feat to all who would hear. A warning to all who wish to befriend him- steady your ears for they shall be bombarded with endless sagas from his days in the Middle East. Anything from a broken down street light to KFC’ s Crispy Chicken can remind him of Dubai. �e banking gene that was bequeathed to him by his father enabled him to skillfully tend to the treasury during his days as Finance Secy of SU 2014-15. Dealing out a serve in volleyball and steering and maneuvering his foot around the soccer ball come naturally to this sportsman. In his early days here, aspersions casting doubts as to his orientation abounded in AIIMS fuelled by photographic evidence on social networking sites but then a fairy tale wedding to his lovely batchmate, Hamna, put all gossips to rest. �ey are currently residing in marital bliss and preparing their way to another stint in the institute for which we wish them luck.
ADIL
MOHAMED
AGANEETH RCK
�is young m a n i s a congenital p r a n k s t e r with a face a n d mannerisms t h a t m a y lead you to believe that he is older than what calendars claim. He began his pranking career in AIIMS by introducing himself as a nurse who had managed to steal a seat in AIIMS via the backdoor, to an innocent batchmate who had joined later. Much to the world ' s chagrin, it cannot get away with change without him coming to know. His unparalleled knowledge about current affairs even won him a four-wheeler of his own during his school days. During his initial Infests here as well, he was drawn to and very active in the quizzing circles. Unfortunately, however, none of this mundane gyan could help him in his vivas. �e Path department took �ve minutes time out to laugh in the midst of one of these when he nicknamed the cervix as clitoris on being given a specimen. Despite tormenting the Mallu girls of his batch for �ve years with his pranks, he retained the position of soul keeper to them all. He took the �rst step towards holy matrimony earlier than most in his batch so that his heart now lies in the clutches of his �ancé to whom he is deeply committed. If he is not in his room, you ' d probably �nd him in a monument or museum somewhere, for the above three places are probably the only ones he has seen of the capital in his six years here. On second thoughts, three years would be a more accurate �gure for this lad runs back home every chance that he gets and is sure to be missing if any festivities are on in AIIMS. We wish him luck for his upcoming nuptials and for his entrances, in whichever order they shall come to be.