Huffington Magazine Issue 92-93 | Page 31

Voices life. Even if you really just love the idea of marrying a Harvard MBA with a sweet job at Goldman Sachs, remember those shiny credentials likely won’t make you happy with a partner who’s lacking in the qualities that actually make a good partner, such as compatibility, considerateness, and loyalty. “If you are too drunk to speak, then you may be incapable of saying no or warding off unwanted advances. And then it’s all on you.” I’m going to be heartfelt for a moment. If you have been sexually assaulted while too drunk to consent, it is not all on you. In fact, it’s not at all on you. Telling women that they are responsible for the crimes committed against them is not just terrible advice; it contributes to a culture in which rape victims are discouraged from reporting their assaults and even victimized further by judgmental friends, police, and college administrators. A new study suggests that rapists actually target drunk women, possibly in part because their victims won’t be taken seriously by law enforcement. Women aren’t to blame for this predatory behavior. CLAIRE FALLON HUFFINGTON 03.16-23.14 “[U]ntil you find a spouse, I would advise you invest your effort and energy at least 75 percent in searching for a partner and 25 percent in professional development.” Um, is this even possible? Assuming these women are still working 40 hours a week to support themselves, she’s recommending 120 Weight-loss surgery is not something to urge on an overweight teen just so that she can expand her potential dating options.” hours a week be devoted to the husband hunt. Since online dating is off the table, you need to spend an average of 17 hours a day putting her tips for man-hunting into practice. That means, per Patton, you should be frequenting your local house of worship for like-minded worshippers, harassing friends to set you up with single acquaintances, and emailing old college classmates to see if they’re successful and marriage-worthy yet. Don’t worry, this leaves you 8 hours of free time for the week. I recommend you spend them sleeping.