THE THIRD
METRIC
HUFFINGTON
11.17.13
ARIN GREENWOOD
Exit
The T
Luckiest
Farm
Animals
on Turkey
Day
BY ARIN GREENWOOD
HIS ISN’T WHAT
people usually mean
when they say they’ve
got a chicken heating
up in the kitchen.
Harrison the chicken sits on a
padded cushion on top of a heater,
by the kitchen window, so that he
can keep an eye on his companion,
Clarice, and his enemy, a rooster
named Alvin. Though he has long
white feathers, Harrison is 6 years
old and “he gets cold,” his owner,
Harrison the
chicken sits
on a padded
cushion
on top of
a heater in
the window
of Terry
Cumming’s
kitchen.