Huffington Magazine Issue 74 | Page 36

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: RANDY HOLMES/ABC VIA GETTY IMAGES; KEVIN MAZUR/WIREIMAGE/GETTY IMAGES; TOM WILLIAMS/CQ ROLL CALL/GETTY IMAGES Voices QUOTED “I dare say we are the throbbing, turgid boner of NBC.” — Parks & Recreation star Nick Offerman on why he’s not worried about the show’s hiatus, to The Hollywood Reporter “Yes I am. But why should it matter?” — Maine gubernatorial candidate Mike Michaud on rumors that he is gay HUFFINGTON 11.10.13 “But, does she love John Mayer more than John Mayer loves John Mayer?” — HuffPost commenter Expensive_Wino on “6 ‘Prism’ Lyrics That Are Probably About John Mayer” “Genocide? Let’s not call it that. (That’s what it is, but let’s not call it that.)” — HuffPost commenter pondweevil on “UN Urged To Declare Canada’s Treatment Of Aboriginals ‘Genocide’”