Huffington Magazine Issue 68 | Page 74

Exit HERE ARE A LOT of bad new comedies arriving this fall, and the thought of writing separate reviews for Dads, We Are Men, Super Fun Night, Welcome to the Family, Sean Saves the World, The Millers and The Goldbergs made me not want to get out of bed in the morning. So I’m going to provide short and sweet reasons why you should avoid them. Standard caveat: Some of these shows could improve. It’s about as likely that a unicorn will fly out of NBC’s headquarters and sprinkle every TV viewer in America with joy-creating pixie dust ... but you never know, I guess these things could happen. And here’s a bit of context for what follows. I appreciate that pilots have to do an intimidating number of things. They have to introduce characters, set up the show’s premise, outline the relationships between the people on screen and — oh yeah — entertain the audience as well. If it’s a comedy, some laughs would be nice. That’s a lot of territory to cover. But there’s one more thing that every pilot has to do, in many subtle and obvious ways: PREVIOUS PAGE: JAMES PORTO/GETTY IMAGES T TV HUFFINGTON 09.29.13 Tell us what its priorities are. Is it going to go for belly laughs? Is it more interested in creating a mood or a feeling? Is it content to just hang out with the characters, or is the show more about the plot and the suspense? There are hundreds of different goals a program can pursue, but the pilot has to clue us in on a few of the priorities it cares about most. The priorities established in the pilot Some of these shows could improve. It’s about as likely that a unicorn will fly out of NBC’s headquarters and sprinkle every TV viewer in America with joy-creating pixie dust.” don’t have to remain static for the life of a program — and they really shouldn’t — but initial episodes need to tell the audience what matters to the creators. For example, the priorities that the first two episodes of Fox’s Dads communicated to me could be summarized in this way: “We are capable of coming up with the odd, reasonably decent joke now and then, but we are quite satis-