Enter
Carrie at the prom and then
laughed in anticipation of the
big joke they were about to pull,
only in this case, “America” is
Carrie. “HAR DE HAR, THERE’S
GONNA BE PIG BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” is what the people
at ABC News said when they
hatched the idea of airing an interview with Donald Trump.
Louis Gohmert also made
things terrible for everyone.
Right now, the GOP leadership is trying to tamp down the
idea that they’d be willing to
shut down the government unless they get an agreement from
Democrats to defund Obamacare.
At the end of last week, House
Majority Leader Eric Cantor —
no weak-willed compromiser! —
was strongly signaling that everyone needed to take a chill pill.
So naturally, ABC went out and
got a guy that they knew would
say something like this:
STEPHANOPOULOS: Do you
think you have the votes to
defund Obamacare? It doesn’t
appear like that’s...
GOHMERT: No. Not right now.
But we’ll see after August after
people go home.
Louis, call Eric Cantor’s office!
Meanwhile, over at the Meet
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the Press, King was on, defending his remark, “For everyone
who’s a valedictorian, there’s
another 100 out there who
weigh 130 pounds — and they’ve
got calves the size of cantaloupes because they’re hauling
75 pounds of marijuana across
the desert.” There was never a
moment that Gregory gave any
suggestion that resolving this
I wake up in the morning
and see that I’m going to
have to sit through a segment
with Donald Trump and my
reservoir of ‘willingness to
go on living’ just evaporates.”
weeks-old matter was important
to journalism or immigration reform or anything. King was doing
so, just because David Gregory
wanted him to come on Meet
the Press so that everyone could
watch King flop his gob over this
matter one last time.
Ana Navarro, a GOP strategist, thankfully decided that she’d
heard enough. “I think Congressman King should go get himself
some therapy for his melon fixation,” she said. “I think there might