Huffington Magazine Issue 60 | Page 36

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: DAN KITWOOD/GETTY IMAGES; AP PHOTO/PAUL SAKUMA, FILE; SHUTTERSTOCK/DEBORAH KOLB; AMANDA EDWARDS/GETTY IMAGES; ETHAN MILLER/GETTY IMAGES Voices QUOTED HUFFINGTON 08.04.13 “Treat your employees like crap and they treat your customers like crap. Simple.” The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead. —HuffPost commenter Carl_Caroli, on the worst companies to work for in the U.S., with Dish network at #1 —HuffPost commenter wllharrington, on the J.K. Rowling leak about her mystery novel coming from a British law firm “I would have brutally kicked his ass.” — Mario Batali to Anthony Bourdain on Piers Morgan Live, regarding Justin Bieber peeing into a restaurant mop bucket “When you have to take people’s phones away at your wedding so they don’t disrupt your event, you need new friends.” –HuffPost commenter Bryn_Collins, on whether marrying couples should ask their guests to surrender their smartphones