Voices
QUOTED
HUFFINGTON
07.28.13
“Mankind is doomed.”
— HuffPost commenter
DeceptionIsReality
CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: KRISTOPHER LONG/COMEDY CENTRAL; GETTY IMAGES; WILLIAM
B. PLOWMAN/NBC/NBC NEWSWIRE/GETTY IMAGES; ALEX WONG/GETTY IMAGES
“Shouldn’t the job
of comptroller go to
someone who has
shown a modicum
of self-comptrol?”
on a survey showing that nearly
20 percent of young adults use
their smartphones during sex
— Stephen Colbert,
in an interview with New York City
Comptroller candidate Eliot Spitzer
“[T]he Constitution
itself is suffering.”
— Microsoft
lawyer Bradford
Smith
in a letter to Attorney
General Eric Holder
(pictured) asking for
permission to disclose
more information about
the U.S. government’s
secret program to spy
on Americans’
Internet activity
“I’m speaking now for
all white people but
especially those who
have tried to change
in the last 50 or 60
years ... I’m sorry for
this stuff. That’s all
I’m saying.”
— MSNBC Hardball
host Chris Matthews
to black colleagues on last
Thursday’s broadcast