Huffington Magazine Issue 58 | Page 10

FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP/GETTY IMAGES Enter LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST JASON LINKINS HUFFINGTON 07.21.13 AMERICANS WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY PROCESS THAT DOESN’T SUCK HE PROCESS by which we elect presidents sucks canal water, and people hate it. One of the things that people really hate about it is the long and drawn-out T primary process, in which a few states fight to the death to be the first to hold primaries, and then once those are done, everyone agrees to pretend for a while that it isn’t completely obvious who is going to eventually win. Then, after a few months of that fiction, everyone gets tired of pretending and Voters cast their ballots at an Alhambra, Calif., polling station in 2012.