Huffington Magazine Issue 41 | Page 77

Exit 25 QUESTIONS HUFFINGTON 03.24.13 PRING BREAKERS, one of the oddest things (not just movies, “things”) that you will ever see with your own eyes, opens in wide release this weekend. On the surface, it’s about four girls (played by Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine) who, while visiting Florida during Spring Break, meet a rapper/drug dealer named Alien (played by James Franco, of course). Here, we do our best to answer every question that you could possibly have about Spring Breakers. —Mike Ryan 02 01 Is Spring Breakers a comedy? Oh God, no. James Franco plays a rapper with cornrows named Alien. How does that not equal “wacky hijinks”? The most jarring thing about Spring Breakers, at least initially, is just how serious it takes itself. 03 How can a movie that features James Franco, sporting cornrows, performing Britney Spears’ “Everytime” on a piano (a piano that’s not indoors, I should add) be described as “taking itself seriously”? I wish I could answer that with a better answer than, “I don’t know.” 04 Who are the spring breakers? The spring breakers are Candy (Vanessa Hudgens), Brit (Ashley Benson), Faith (Selena Gomez) and Cotty (Rachel Korine). 05 06 How do we first learn of the girls’ plan to attend spring break? While in class, Brit draws a heart and writes inside of it, “I want penis.” Is this the general sentiment of the entire group? Well, it certainly is for Brit and Candy, who might as well be the same character (and perhaps that’s the point). It certainly isn’t for Faith (Gomez), who, even though she remains friends with the other three girls, is very religious.