Huffington Magazine Issue 31 | Page 75

HUFFINGTON 01.13.13 TASTE TEST Exit #9 #6 BUDWEISER Comments: “Tastes the way cheap beer smells.” “Bitter and watery.” “Neutral taste, slight sweetness, and foamy.” “Tastes familiar, like college.” “Nice ratio of sweet to bitter.” “Eminently offensive.” “Like carbonated water, but in a good way.” KEYSTONE ICE Comments: “My pee tastes better than this.” “Really bitter.” “Pleasant bitterness at first, but bad aftertaste.” “Malty, with caramel notes and a slightly sour finish.” “Too watery.” “A little bitter.” #7 #10 #8 NATURAL ICE Comments: “God is disappointed.” “Neutral and decently smooth.” “Kind of like soda. Really sparkly.” “Apple-juicy, kind of flat and wan-tasting.” “Disgusting.” “Kind of fruity? In a good way. Very effervescent.” YUENGLING Comments: “Soapy.” “Not bad hoppiness.” “Too sour, no depth of flavor.” “It looks like it would taste good, but it doesn’t, which is annoying.” “No. This tastes like matzoh!” ROLLING ROCK EXTRA PALE Comments: “Tastes like raspberries.” “Weirdly sweet, like drinking corn.” “Savory and hoppy, but with a nasty metallic tang.” “Tastes like flavored water.” “Smells like bread. Do not like.”