HUFFINGTON
01.13.13
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#9
#6
BUDWEISER
Comments: “Tastes the way
cheap beer smells.” “Bitter and
watery.” “Neutral taste, slight
sweetness, and foamy.” “Tastes
familiar, like college.” “Nice ratio
of sweet to bitter.” “Eminently
offensive.” “Like carbonated
water, but in a good way.”
KEYSTONE ICE
Comments: “My pee tastes
better than this.” “Really
bitter.” “Pleasant bitterness
at first, but bad aftertaste.”
“Malty, with caramel notes and
a slightly sour finish.”
“Too watery.” “A little bitter.”
#7
#10
#8
NATURAL ICE
Comments: “God is
disappointed.” “Neutral and
decently smooth.” “Kind of
like soda. Really sparkly.”
“Apple-juicy, kind of flat and
wan-tasting.” “Disgusting.”
“Kind of fruity? In a good way.
Very effervescent.”
YUENGLING
Comments: “Soapy.” “Not
bad hoppiness.” “Too sour,
no depth of flavor.” “It looks
like it would taste good, but it
doesn’t, which is annoying.”
“No. This tastes like matzoh!”
ROLLING ROCK
EXTRA PALE
Comments: “Tastes like
raspberries.” “Weirdly sweet,
like drinking corn.” “Savory
and hoppy, but with a nasty
metallic tang.” “Tastes like
flavored water.” “Smells like
bread. Do not like.”