Huffington Magazine Issue 26 | Page 23

Voices sing Barry Manilow nonstop while bouncing on one foot while your hip is pressed against the dryer. (Hypothetically.) That sometimes happens at about two months. How old is Macallister again? We are not saying this will happen to you. We don’t wish you any problems, just as we don’t really wish bad things for the woman in Mommy and Me whose jeans are a size smaller than before she gave birth. It would be petty of us to hold that against anyone. It’s not your fault you are one of the lucky ones. You already knew that about yourself — that’s why you were so sure you could work through a maternity leave so short that many other new mothers wouldn’t have enough time to take a shower. After all, being extraordinary is what got you where you are. That worries those of us who are just ordinary, because it’s not just the women for whom work and motherhood is “easy” who should have a shot at the top. It’s the women for whom it is messy, and daunting, and hard. Women who need more than two weeks of maternity leave. Who are dynamite at what they do, but who don’t necessarily take the rocket-powered route LISA BELKIN HUFFINGTON 12.09.12 toward doing it, because they work for companies who understand that careers don’t have to be linear. Yes, we understand this is partly our fault. You didn’t ask us to watch your every move. You never declared yourself the standard in working mommydom. It’s just that we don’t have a lot of other pregnant Fortune 500 superstars to look to, so we held you up as a role model, and now Putting ‘baby’ and ‘easy’ in the same sentence makes us feel (more) inadequate; starts us wondering (again) what we are doing wrong.” we worry that you’re modeling the wrong thing. When there are dozens more of you, we will probably stop paying attention. Until then, you said you’ve decided to stop telling us quite so much. “I haven’t been talking,” you said, of how you juggle life and work, “and I’m going to go back to not talking.” That will probably be best. But should that boy get colicky, we would be more than happy to give you some advice.