Huffington Magazine Issue 20 | Page 97

SARA KRULWICH/THE NEW YORK TIMES tor in order to procure a kit, and ended up putting on a farce, starring Sarah Silverman and David Cross, among others. “It was an abomination,” Roberts said. “People have been trying to do damage to Hell House for years, and I always say this: God’s going to have the last word.” Roberts first put on a low-budget version of a “hell house” in his late 20s, but it wasn’t until 1995, after he’d moved to Colorado, that he made scaring kids for the Lord a regular part of his mission. He sent out press releases to media outlets all over Denver. (“And they came like crazy,” Roberts said.) After nearly 40 churches had reached out to him for guidance, he began to develop his how-to kits. By now, Roberts has sold kits to 26 foreign countries including Australia, and all 50 states. While Roberts presents himself as a fighter on the front lines of the culture war, he’s only once written an overtly political scene: It featured Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, glow-inthe-dark writing (“Lies” “Lust” “Adultery”) and, of course, demons. This year, citing logistical reasons, Roberts isn’t putting on a production. If things were different, he said he’d likely add a scene about President Obama’s support for same-sex marriage. The next step, he says, is Hollywood. “We were real close to a movie once,” he said, “but too many people were scared of it.” Secular theater company Les Freres Corbusier staged Keenan’s Hell House in 2006 in New York. In this scene, an angel visits a patient on life support.