Huffington Magazine Issue 15 | Page 88

chapter 3 poem HUFFINGTON 09.23.12 III Picks up the black: Name and patronymic. You think all this security is just a game? Interrogation’s terminal. Means you integrate, and don’t fill out that line on race. Do fill out the item re your mother’s maiden name. Tartar, no? When I first went to Paris with the orderly for mess we asked for steak tartare. Didn’t know the local customs, raw egg on raw meat. Nearly barfed, but stayed cool, & ate it up. Did you clean your plate at camp? No you can’t phone Mother now. You’ll answer only to the bad cop at mass. I hope for your sake, Soldier, all of this can be resolved as expeditiously as possible. Hello up there & looking disingenuous and fat. Here’s a joke. Guy goes to a shrink. After a while the shrink says, Man you’re absolutely nuts. Man says Please sir I’d like a second opinion. Shrink says OK, Man, you’re bloody ugly too. Man says, Mein Herr, but I’m the Revolution of the Word. Shrink says: Well then speak He doesn’t though, he can’t. He’s gagged by then. And look at how his hands are tied behind him. If he could speak he’d improvise a panegyric on his old Prof. Then they’d let him off. For example, Camper Klubnik might begin, speaking as a prisoner in the nether fields of play: By God they had me walk upon the water, bored. That made all of them electric. The men in protective cover took Aplysia by the tail & shocked him good, found that serotonin is a modulator and that neurons form connections where a new protein is required for growth. Our team, my Champion, seeks out long-term memory: Your own. Our mistake in Paris was in not ordering the snails in white wine sauce. (If you’ll just attach those wires to his name and patronymic we can all go home) Camp A is not ballet in Voronezh, although it’s true they have a company. The dance we’ll do