Huffington Magazine Issue 15 | Page 32

chapter 1 fiction HUFFINGTON 09.23.12 plaints. The truth was she just didn’t want to do anything at all. She did not want to have a job or have children or clean the bathroom or say hello. She only did a dish with happiness just after Daniel had done a dish. She only bought Daniel a present after he’d just bought a present for her, and even then, she made sure her present wasn’t quite as good as his. It disgusted her as she did it, but it was the truth. She certainly liked the image of herself as the benevolent wife with arms full of flowers but if she bought the flowers she would spend part of the ride home feeling so righteous and pleased that she had bought flowers; what a good wife she was; wasn’t he a lucky man; until by the time she arrived home with the flowers, she’d be angry he hadn’t bought her flowers. She reached out a hand to touch the cool sweep of the wall. “It seems,” she said to it, “that I have lost my generosity.” Her whole body filled with a sparkling panic, painful and visceral as poison champagne, as she did not know how to get it back.   T HE GRAND TOTAL on November 8 was $1,245. Daniel paid her the money and gave her a fake sad look that could not disguise his relief, and then trundled off to the bathroom to get ready for work. She ironed the new bills, and packed the grand total into her tiny pocketbook of black velvet with the glittery clasp. The cash poked out its green fingers and her heels made pointed bites in the cement as she walked down the street, past the stores. She kept opening up the clasp of her purse and sticking her hand in there and stroking the money like it was a fur glove or a child’s hair. What with the angle she held her bag and that look on her face, to passersby it seemed vaguely like she was masturbating.