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What a woman really wants , she answered .... is to be in charge of her own life . Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur ' s life would be spared . And so it was , the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding .
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot , steeling himself for a horrific experience , entered the bedroom . But , what a sight awaited him . The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed . The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened . The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch , she would henceforth , be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half .
Which would he prefer ? Would he prefer a beautiful woman in the day or at night ?
Lancelot pondered the predicament . “ Would he prefer a beautiful woman to show off to his friends in the day but at night , in the privacy of his castle , an old witch ? Or , would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day , but by night , a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments ?
What would YOU do ? Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself . Upon hearing this , she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because

What a woman really wants , she answered .... is to be in charge of her own life . Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur ' s life would be spared . And so it was , the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding .

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot , steeling himself for a horrific experience , entered the bedroom . But , what a sight awaited him . The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed . The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened . The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch , she would henceforth , be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half .

Which would he prefer ? Would he prefer a beautiful woman in the day or at night ?

Lancelot pondered the predicament . “ Would he prefer a beautiful woman to show off to his friends in the day but at night , in the privacy of his castle , an old witch ? Or , would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day , but by night , a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments ?

What would YOU do ? Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself . Upon hearing this , she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because