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A KNIGHT ' S TALE
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’ s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question... Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question.... What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch ' s proposition to have an answer by year ' s end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester.

A KNIGHT ' S TALE

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’ s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question... Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question.... What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch ' s proposition to have an answer by year ' s end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester.