Hong Kong Young Writers Anthologies Fiction Group 2 - 2 | Page 168

All because of Pie
Victoria Shanghai Academy, Chiang, Kyle - 9
Everything crazy all started at the Ming Treasure ship.
The baseball bat was ready to swing the target. “Are you sure about this, captain?”
”It’s all worth it, Sailor Bob,” says the Captain. Then he swings the bat with all his power. Candy pours out
the piñata. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN!” The crew all shouted. The captain was super excited for his
100,000th birthday. Then the crew worked together to put 100,000 candles on the birthday pie, which they
failed 10 seconds later.
Suddenly, the pie started rumbling. A giant snout as big as a pirate popped out. The terrified pirates
screamed as if someone was spanking them. Then the whole body of the great PIE RAT came crashing out.
The pie rat crew had all sorts of electronic devices and just texted each other instead of squeaking, which
they thought was too old school.
The pirates knew very little about technology at that time, they were simple and just all sang in
harmony, ”ya want some pieeeee?” The pie rats stared at them in confusion. They thought the pirates were
offering a war, so they bit all the pirates into shreds, leaving the pirates at a critical state. The message soon
floated to the nice emperor of China. When he found out the pirates were hurt, he was so worried that he
healed the pirates with his very own magical machine. Now, the newly-recovered pirates were super nice
and grateful. Instead of snatching, they gave out precious stuff like gold and silver to other people, so they
were always welcomed in villages. But then something happened. The world will be changed after this.
One day, the Ming treasure ship suddenly started to rock back and forth, followed by a loud BANG. It
was the black destroyer squad pirates, the meanest pirates on land. The black destroyer squad saw the Ming
Treasure pirates playing happy slappy. Like any other pirates, they are greedy and violent. So they used their
NUKES to nuke the ships.
Luckily, the happy slapping pirates saw the nuke, and they fired at the gigantic bomb. Of course, the bomb
exploded, but in the air. Then the Ming Treasure pirates explained to the black destroyer squads that peace
was all they need and gave them a chance to flee. After that, With peace in their hearts, the Ming treasure
pirates continue their nice act. They went to every pirate ship in the universe and gave them each a chest
full of gold and silk. So, they basically just ended pirate torture in about 5 seconds. Now, even the villages
had tons of precious materials.
The Ming treasure pirates soon were floating across countries to play and give away stuff. They floated to
Japan and had sushi. They sailed to the UK to meet the king. They even went to Florence and helped
Leonardo da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa! They thought it would be nice to go back to China and report their
nice acts to the emperor, so they did, but unfortunately, they ran into the black destroyer squad. AGAIN.
The black destroyer tricked them by pretending to be nice Last time they met. But they are actually evil.
They started a battle again, and the black destroyer squad actually won this time. They tied up the nice
pirates and threatened to slice them up with blades and swords. The Ming treasure pirates were terrified, and
they quickly tried to scoot away in the rope, but the black destroyer squad leader spotted them, so he sliced
the head off one of the nice pirates just to show he wasn’t joking. The Ming treasure pirates were now
determined to avenge their friend. They used all their might to slip through the ropes to shoot the black
destroyer squad with their guns. But the emperor was mad. He did not like to kill. So the emperor
demanded the pirates to leave China forever.
The pirate who got his head sliced off at the black destroyer squad was actually a fake, he was actually
captured by the black destroyer squad. He was getting restructured with bionic parts and being
reprogrammed with an evil mind. The evil squad was planning to use this half robot half pirate to get
control of the Ming treasure pirates and get all, yes, ALL of their loot. The Ming treasure pirates were still
playing around at England and didn’t notice a sword behind their filthy heads.