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Confessions of a Cat Sitter Chris Pascoe is the author of A Cat Called Birmingham & You Can Take the Cat Out of Slough, and a columnist for various UK & international magazines. He’s also a cat sitter… Just lately, I seem to have become a pin-cushion for cats. I’ve long had a few feisty felines on my books, happy to record their dental records in my flesh, but a couple of new clients have raised the bar somewhat (Coco Centauro and Nikita Jones– I’m talking about YOU!). The jet-black Coco’s owners had mentioned his dog-like habit of attacking postmen. This ball of black fur with eyes apparently hurled himself bodily at his letterbox every day as the postman arrived, not attempting to catch the mail, but to rip the postie’s fingers off. The fact that all mail is now left on the doorstep is testament to how successful Coco has been with his hobby. I, knowing all this and being reminded daily while picking up the post, still managed to poke my fingers through the letterbox. It was my last visit, you see, and I was returning Mrs Centauro’s keys after locking the door. Believe it or not, Coco didn’t attack when I did this. However, I then wiggled my fingers about inside the letterbox (of course I did!) to check the keys had dropped out of reach. How clever a thing to do was that? Coco was so impressed at my apparent playfulness that, upon seeing a full set of four fingers and a thumb suddenly appear in his hallway and wiggle at him, he helpfully attempted to remove them. The sudden strong pull of frenzied teeth and claws was enough to cause me to lurch forward and headbutt the door knocker. My shouts of pain as I attempted to withdraw my hand were enough to appall a passing pedestrian, who no doubt must Cat Comforts Cat Sitting Services Flexible, friendly & professional service We visit your cats in their home while you’re away. Fully insured and recommended. Tel: 01494 639486 Mobile: 07782 632814 Email: [email protected] www.catcomforts.ukpet.