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H F ROCKERS vs FAKERS: SPOTTING THE DIFFERENCE With Myke Pam “ For many years, piracy and copyright abuse have been hanging over this industry like the proverbial sword of Damocles, beheading, crippling and incapacitating countless numbers of creative minds, projects and aspirations.” H OH NO! ave you ever paused to ponder this prevalent funny situation where people who shouldn’t know are the ones called upon to decide the fates of people who are actually knowledgeable about issues at stake? Does it not irk you whenever you find incompetent heads running the affairs of sensitive sectors of the economy, be it public or private? Do you not feel like doing something untoward when confronted with fake ‘arse’ pretenders in any area of human endeavor you dabble into? Come to think of it, how do you really feel when you see people who rock? People who are on top of their games with their heads and grey matters in the right places and securely intact? So many questions eagerly begging for answers, but unfortunately, the answers are grossly inadequate when compared with the myriads of questions being asked. HF Magazine Edition 1, Volume 1. YOU DIDN’T!! S When Tonto’s London Bridge o many things happen to celebrities all over the world, the good, the bad and the very ugly. Most celebrities get caught in awkward moments and that is what this column is about. My point is some can be avoided, but if you flash it, we will see it and if we see it, we are going to SCREAM out loud…Oh No You Didn’t…. Fell down’? Bridge is falling rhyme, ‘London t when controversial call the nursery d ou at playe Can you re e fell the scenario th r dust when sh That was what r Tonto Dikeh raised anothe Onlookers claimed London. rned singe acts ncert in actor tu d some strange and anya’s Kukere Co on stage at Iny drunk because she exhibite her gown r fall by blaming ur guess is was utterly she ded he the actor defen ing us? yo backstage. But or. Will she ever stop stunn ppery stage flo sli . as good as mine Compiled by Akudo Abengowe, Pictures culled from The Internet. Janet Jackson’s Stage Gift to Fans Music stars can be dramatic, but nothing beats dramatic like a boob slip, especially on stage. Janet Jackson had an epic boob slip while performing a duet with Justin Timberlake. Though she later told reporters that she planned the whole thing. Can we ever forget that? Oh no! We won’t. Before I digress, it is important to note that HF Magazine is strictly apolitical in the real sense of the word and this column adheres completely to the ethics, vision and tenets of this continental platform. Having said that, we also make bold to say that it is very pertinent for the truth to be told in its unclothed and stark reality, for the overall benefit of the African Entertainment scene and all industry practitioners; hence this hard line approach. So, if it actually takes two to tango, come on then and let us tango together. In this month’s discuss, we are taking a brief look at the bane of the entertainment industry in Africa as we know it. For many years, piracy and copyright abuse have been hanging over this industry like the proverbial sword of Damocles, beheading, crippling and incapacitating countless numbers of creative minds, projects and aspirations. Copyright abuse, a scourge which has developed into a hyper-dreaded epidemic is now a wholesome endemic that has eaten deep into the body polity of the continent’s creative industry to the extent that most criminal minded individuals who view the industry as a goldmine are now spreading their dirty dragnets over the industry in association with some industry insiders who are bent on sucking the juvenile lifeline out of this young industry. To worsen the already sickening circumstances, you now have situations where budding music acts in Nigeria and a few other African countries go caps in hand begging established pirates in sprawling markets like Alaba in Lagos to bootleg their creative works by incorporating the songs into what these buccaneers call compilations and/or mix tapes. The most painful aspect is that this desperate and oftentimes, ignorant artistes pay huge sums of money to these pirates to pirate them! Beyoncé & the Fa n; A tale of Tw o Best friends Beyoncé keep s ch gets, but there annelling her inner sexines s was nothing se a fan while on xy about her ha every chance she stage. Yes, this ir happened in M getting caught in continued to sing, while he ontreal and th r stage crew scr e diva her hair. Can we ever get en am ough of Quee bled to untangle can’t, but we can do withou n Bey? I’m su t th re we you very much . No wonder, th e awkward stage mishaps, th crop look few e days after that. sexy Mrs Carter cut her ha ank ir Go Bey! Long disadvantages. hair definitely to a has its The excuse some of these desperados give is that since it is not easy to get record deals and the hence vision and lifespan of mushroom labels are usually short lived, they at least have no other choice but to resort to enriching the pockets of the pirates. Most of them sincerely believe that with the mix-tapes and compilations, their songs at least gets to be heard in the pubs, public transports, night clubs and of course some street joints amongst others, thereby assuring them of some measure of publicity and the likes. But the questions are, who is fooling who? Are we building or are we destroying? What exactly do we want to achieve by complicating our already exacerbated cancer? Like I said before, we have more questions than answers. What is the way forward? Dear Rihanna er Beyonce a la Ch yl Cole ‘Irreplaceable’ it first and then r Cheryl Cole did o did hers. It appears he als fe’s several diva Beyonce n’t mind his wi , we do. does husband Jay Z lars. Well private particu singer anything flashes of her give the sexy for While we can to be reminded we don’t need Bey, in this world, stage flashes. e is with her tive organs next how HOT sh uc your reprod please tuck in time. Imagine going cap in hand to seek out a thief in his hideout and bargaining with him on how much you will pay him to come and rob you. I don’t mean a one off robbery, no. we are talking consistent robbery. What an irony! As an industry egghead, it beats my imagination whenever I hear stuff like this, because it neither makes an economic nor creative sense. Please send your reactions to www.hfmagazineonline.com or tweet at us on @hf_magazine or through facebook, hfmagazinefanpage. 92 H F Akon the Calab ar Hero There’s a hero in what award wi every one of us. I’m sure th at nn Calabar Nigeria ing singer Akon tried to pr was , ove in festival. While where he performed at the Calabar giving a dope ensued in the performance, cro a fight and jumpe wd. Akon thought he could sto fight d into the crowd p the resulted in los , his heroic att s of his shoes and belt buckle empt other things. am So expensive fashio rry Akon, naija guys need ong performed some n accessories. Anyway Akon your crowd cheerin stunts with a balloon which later g. left heroic experie What a nice way to end an the nce. awful We Have Seen Enough! Poor RiRi! She never gets tired but her fans in Istanbul, Turke of flashing her P parts, y got even more bargained for when she flash than they ed a sensitive butt. Rihanna pa didn’t flash he r butt cheek int rt of her because it wa sa en was clearly a wa sore sight and not sexy AT tionally ALL. This rd a count of her robe malfunction. But hey, let bo Marley’s tribute dy flashes. At the Grammy me do s, , at CBS, the lis RIHANNA!!!! t is endless….RI at Bob HANNA! beneath Labyrinth was left ity beautiful in Kent’s Univers utiful about There was nothing bea formance Labyrinth’s summer per British University of Kent. The at the judged the singer must have mis stage dived crowds’ mood, when he catch him. expecting the crowd to caught him Unfortunately, no one . It is either and he fell flat on his face his free te the crowd didn’t anticipa ing his feel jump or they were not it may, I’m performance. Be that as r Beautiful sure the Beneath You ons the very singer has learnt his less you jump hard way. Look before next time Labyrinth. HF Magazine Edition 1, Volume 1. 93