MR.WRONG….!!!!
Mary was shortsighted , to vain to wear glasses was
determined to get married. She finally found herself a
husband, and went off on a honeymoon with him. When
Mary returned her mother gave a shriek , dashed to the
telephone and rang up an oculist. "Doctor", she gasped ,
" You've got to come over here right away. It's an
emergency. My daughter Mary has always refused to
wear glasses and now she is back from her honeymoon
and..." "Madam ," interrupted the doctor, "please
control yourself. Ask your daughter to come and see me
.No matter how bad her eyes are , it can't be that much of
an emergency." "Oh, no ! " said the mother. "Well , this
fellow she's got with isn’t the same one she went on the
honeymoon with!"