Hebe Jebes Mar/Apr 2014 | Page 56

GET YOUR AD IN HEBE JEBES T: (852) 2736 6339 E: [email protected] (Carmen Leung) An Ode to Zulfiqar: Zulfiqar Zulfiqar Zulfiqar dashing through the waves O what fun it was to sail on a windy boxing day Oh Zulfiqar Zulfiqar Screaming to 6.7 Oh what fun it was to ride at speeds That’s Zulfy’s heaven OOD’s Ode to the Day ‘Twas the day after Christmas And all through the breeze Many sailors were huddled Trying not to freeze The buoys were placed Round Port Shelter with care Except off Bluff Island Where the hell was it there? But a lot of good fun So thank you a bunch Happy Christmas to all And to all a good lunch A Carol for the Christmas Commodore: O come all ye faithless Sleepy and repugnant O come ye O come ye to the Fraser Doig Come and behold him born the mighty Commodore O Come let us salute Him O Come let us salute Him O come let us salute Him, the mighty Commodore Come and behold Him born the King of Angels O come let us adore him the King of Commodores Christ the Lord Commodore Come and behold him the King of Angels O come let us adore The mighty Commodore. Vixen crew describing why their boat floats: What floats your boat? It’s not what gets your goat It’s something that makes you dote Could it be the booze Or is it the flooze When you’re on a cruise? Is it the squid which you get for less than a quid? No it’s none of these Give us 30 knots, the thrill of the chase and a win in the race. We just have to say, At the end of the day It doesn’t pay to gloat About what floats your boat.