Healthy Magazine Healthy RGV Issue 101 | Page 9

HEALTHY KIDS · APRIL 2017 3. IF SOMETHING IS CONVENIENT FOR YOU ON ANY LEVEL, YOU ARE THE WORST. There's this crazy idea that we moms are supposed to be constantly miserable for our kids' sake. Gotta poop? You better find a way to do it with the baby strapped to you because if you set him down and let him fuss while you do any type of nature-induced activities, he will become a murderer. We aren't allowed to take a nap, get some sleep, eat a meal, or sip a cup of coffee without feeling guilty about it. The idea of putting ourselves first for even two minutes is horrible. When did this start?? Oh mama, take a deep breath, stop reading those guilt-building articles floating around on Facebook, stop making decisions out of guilt and fear, and just do your day the way YOU would do it if you didn't feel so completely judged! 4. RESPOND TO EVERY NEED YOUR CHILD HAS OR THEY WILL BECOME 1) A PSYCHO MURDERER, 2) STUPID, OR 3) UNHAPPY. *GAAAAAASSSP!!!!* Listen to me, yo. Your child's happiness is not your burden to bear. I know that goes against everything you see out there in cyber article land, but it's true. I'm not saying to do this thing like the mom in A Child Called It, I'm just saying why are we all acting like it's our job to make our kids happy? Our job is to be a fierce protector against evil, and to show our kids how to be good humans; it is not to make sure every heart desire is met because they mi ght feel unloved and become promiscuous or horrible evildoers. Puh-lease. I think one of the best things we can do for our kids is teach them how to deal with reality. Real life isn't everything you wanted all the time at no cost to you; it's not constant happiness with no bad days. You don't have to slap yourself and jump out of bed to get your kids breakfast at 5 AM. You can tell them to get their booties back in bed until a normal hour that other homosapiens get up. And guess what? Doing something good for you and hard for them isn't going to make anyone the next Ted Bundy. 5. CONSISTENCY IS KEY. No, it's not. I mean in discipline and house rules, sure, I think it is. But somehow we all started to believe that we need to give our kids a solid, consistent life to give them stability and confidence. We started to tell ourselves that we have to have all the answers and know what we're doing in order to be good parents. You know what? I think one of the greatest gifts I've given my kids is inconsistency. We've moved eight times in seven years, and one of those moves was cross-country. We've left for Disneyland at 9 PM and stayed till midnight. We've gotten in the car to get donuts and ended up staying out all day long in our pajamas, just driving around and listening to indie rock. We've made plans and broken them because of financial setbacks. We've put our daughter in public school and pulled her out mid-year to homeschool her, then put her back in public school again the next year. Sometimes life happens, and it's good for kids to roll with the waves and learn to be cool with it. I see a quiet confidence in my kids when life gets crazy that I don't see in other kids, and I love that it's a result of living life as a family and not shielding them from the normal ups and downs. Bottom line, mama… you do you. Don't do what anyone else calls good motherhood. You were chosen out of every woman in the entire world, of every generation that ever existed to be the mom of your kids. You've got what it takes to rock this. 9 HEALTHY MAGAZINE ALLIE CASAZZA is The Purposeful Housewife. She is all about helping you purge the clutter that's clogging your joy, rediscover the purpose in your days, and live with intention. @thepurposefulhousewife.