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Irish Humor
March Fun Facts
“It's All in The Glove”
On St. Patrick’s Day O'Malley was leaving his favorite bar when he
was run over by a bus. He gets to the gates of heaven and St. Peter
tells him he cannot enter unless he passes a test. What choice did he
have, O'Malley agrees to try as he never was the brightest bulb in the
box.
St. Peter decides to go easy on him, 'What has 5 fingers and is
made of black leather?' he asks. O'Malley scratches his head, thinks
hard and finally gives up. 'It's a glove says St. Peter.'
*March 14: Pi Day celebrates
the annual occurrence of 3/14
Let's try again. 'What has 10 fingers and is made of black leather?'
asks St. Peter. O'Malley is clearly stumped. After a few minutes of
pacing in a circle and scratching his head, O'Malley gives up. 'Why it's
2 gloves - don't you see 10 fingers, black leather, says St. Peter
amazed.' Being in a generous mood, St. Peter decides to give
O'Malley yet another chance but thinking of an even easier question. with math jokes, pi-reciting
'Who is the patron Saint of Ireland?' asks St. Peter, thinking he
can't miss this. 'It wouldn't be 3-gloves, would it?' says O'Malley. And on this day in 1973, Pink
competitions, and (of course)
freshly baked pie.
*March 17: St. Patrick’s Day.
Floyd’s “Dark Side of The Moon”
“How to Gain Admittance to the Olympics”
first hits the Billboard Top 200
Three Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the
summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the
gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts
was met with a stern refusal. chart at number 95. 14 years
While wandering around outside the stadium, the first came upon
construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of
scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, 'O’Leary, the
pole vault, 'and was admitted. unbroken world record.
The second, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When
he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate
and said, 'Kelly, the hammer.' He was also admitted. Equinox, giving us a near 50-50
later, it finally left the top 200 for
the first time, setting a still-
*March 20: The sun shines on
the equator for the Vernal
split of day and night.
The third Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready
to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire,
he presented himself at the gate and announced, 'O' Sullivan,
fencing.'
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