Healthy Home Newsletter June 2019 - Volume XVII, Issue 6 | Page 5

FUNNY STUFF:
Fathers’ Day Humor
Fathers’ Day is June 16 th this year. Here’s some
humor to help you enjoy the day:
“You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life,
because they seem to freeze that clothing style and
ride it out.” -Jerry Seinfeld
Quotes for June
“I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will
make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for
my mother.” -Rita Rudner “Music can change the world because it
can change people.”
“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on
which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone
does any business.” -Jimmy Fallon “Education is a progressive discovery of
our own ignorance.”
“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.”
– Rodney Dangerfield “Faith consists in believing when it is
beyond the power of reason to
believe.” -Voltaire
“We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy,
and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He
wants his mother’.” -Erma Bombeck
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant; I could
hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be
21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in
seven years.” – Mark Twain
“Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human
beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of
IKEA cabinets.” – John Kinnear
Thank You!
Thanks to YOU the word is spreading! Thanks to all of my wonderful
clients who graciously refer me to their friends, family, and neighbors!
My business runs on the positive comments and referrals from people
just like you. I couldn’t do this without you! A special thanks to all the
fine folks who referred me last month.
-Bono
-Will Durant
“Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to
day living that wears you out. “
-Anton Chekhov
“The price of anything is the amount of
life you exchange for it.”
-Henry David Thoreau
“Common sense in an uncommon
degree is what the world calls wisdom.”
-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Thanks for
All the Kind Words!
All staff working were very
professional and
knowledgeable. The result was
an excellent, clean carpet!
–Adet Thomas