THE EMO
The word emo was coined from the word “emotional”. He usually
wears dark tees and skimpy jeans with thick eyeliner around his eyes.
If you have to ask him something, think twice, you might get an outof-this-world answer, or maybe a lyric from a My Chemical Romance
or Fall Out Boy song. “What happens to the world is not my concern.
As long as my headset is in my ears, I’m free”, is rocking this motto
WAAAAARGHHH!
THE CHEERLEADER
She is the “Ballerina wannabe”. Tries to
be someone who is not her, most of the time she
is chewing her gum and yawning at the same
time when the professor is discussing. She is pretty,
no questions to that, ask her something from the
textbook and it will take years for her to answer.
I asked for her motto, and she told me her favorite
song. “Oops I did it again!”
THE TEACHER’S PET
He is a normal kind of guy until he sees the
professor going out of the faculty. He would run his
fastest just to help his professor with her things.
“The professor will give me incentives because of
my good deeds”, whenever he knows that he’s not
having good grades for the past term.
“Run, Forrest, Run!” This is his whooshy motto in life.
THE SHITAKE
Like a mushroom this kind of guy is the one
who only shows up whenever there’s exams. He just
contacts the president of the class regarding the
hand outs and then takes the test in a swoosh; an
irregular student who thinks that he’s too cool for
school.
I didn’t have the chance to get his motto in life, he
wasn’t around.
THE XEROX MAN
He is the kind of guy who never reviewed his
notes and his textbooks. He is taking up BS and AB
Copying Arts in your university and considered as an
expert in this field. A walking photocopier, there’s
only question he can answer in his test paper, and it is
his divine, precious, and sacred name!
“What is beauty without substance?” Oh wait! This is
the nerd’s motto! What’s new? He copied it from him.
THE HEARTTHROB
Can any other girl endure those lovely eyes?
The way he strikes his hair with his hand is just so
irresistible. He is tall, dark and girls doesn’t care what
other things he possesses as long as he is handsome
and winks at them every time he passes by. Also he
is professors’ instant favorite. I asked him what is his
motto in life, and he winked at me. Seriously?
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