Hardwood Paroxysm Quarterly 3 | Page 2

Contributors

Issue III

Kris Fenrich is a Seattle-based basketball fan and long-time League Pass subscriber. He starts from a premise that no player is garbage. Shaq and Wilt are the most dominant players he's ever seen and testicle punching has no place in the game (looking at you, Chris Paul and Nic Batum). He patiently awaits the decline of the NCAA and the inevitable rise of a true pro basketball farm system. Read more from him at DancingWithNoah.com and follow him on Twitter @DancingWithNoah.

Austin Gilmore is an illustrator based in Kansas City who was a Creative Executive and Producer at Kevin Costner’s Treehouse Films for the last eight years. His one dream is to see the Kings come home. You can find him on Twitter @teaguery.

David Vertsberger writes about the NBA and WNBA for Hardwood Paroxysm. He has written for Grantland, Sports Illustrated and VICE Sports. He knows far more about obscure players than should be socially acceptable. You can follow him at @_Verts.

Bryan Harvey lives and teaches in Virginia. He has written for ESPN TrueHoop’s The Baller Ball, The Classical, Hardwood Paroxysm, and SI.com’s The Cauldron. He’s published some poetry, too. You can follow him on twitter @LawnChairBoys.

John Bauman is a student at North Carolina. He writes for the Daily Tar Heel, UNC's student newspaper, and at Upside and Motor on the HP Basketball Network, among other places. You can find him on Twitter @bauman_john.

Kevin McElroy (@knickerbacker) was born in New York but now resides in Chicago. He was

also born in 1985 but now resides in 2016. He watches basketball and owns a computer. He blames Scott Layden for most of this.