“ Could you give me a hand , Dom ?” he asked , pretending not to notice Almarie . “ This stuff weighs more than your mom !” I laughed and gave Diesel the finger . Almarie squealed again . “ Diesel Berkowitz !” Diesel finally looked in Almarie ’ s direction and did his usual off-camera routine for pretty girls : blink excessively , pretend to rub his eyes , and then drop his lower jaw like a classic cartoon character .
“ Hello , beautiful young lady !” He threw the bags down and extended a hand . “ Where are my manners ? Freddy Berkowitz , but call me Diesel . Don ’ t ask why , I forget myself .” Almarie laughed and shook his hand . That was Diesel ’ s talent — he put people at ease , especially the starstruck ones . I still have no idea how he does it , though it may have something to do with the fact that he has the easy humor and the friendly features of a late-night TV show host . Actually , in another life , I think he ’ d make a great TV host , but he prefers seeking the truth . And honestly , I can ’ t blame him .
With the pleasantries out of the way , we had Almarie sign some documents absolving us of any culpability should she sustain any injuries or legal trouble while investigating with us , then let her onboard the RV . Her eyes lit up as she saw the array of equipment we had set up : EMF meters , REM pods , an SLS camera , digital audio recorders , infrared cameras , and at least four spirit boxes . Everything a ghost hunter would need to investigate a haunted location . Diesel showed her what each
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“ Could you give me a hand , Dom ?” he asked , pretending not to notice Almarie . “ This stuff weighs more than your mom !” I laughed and gave Diesel the finger . Almarie squealed again . “ Diesel Berkowitz !” Diesel finally looked in Almarie ’ s direction and did his usual off-camera routine for pretty girls : blink excessively , pretend to rub his eyes , and then drop his lower jaw like a classic cartoon character .
“ Hello , beautiful young lady !” He threw the bags down and extended a hand . “ Where are my manners ? Freddy Berkowitz , but call me Diesel . Don ’ t ask why , I forget myself .” Almarie laughed and shook his hand . That was Diesel ’ s talent — he put people at ease , especially the starstruck ones . I still have no idea how he does it , though it may have something to do with the fact that he has the easy humor and the friendly features of a late-night TV show host . Actually , in another life , I think he ’ d make a great TV host , but he prefers seeking the truth . And honestly , I can ’ t blame him .
With the pleasantries out of the way , we had Almarie sign some documents absolving us of any culpability should she sustain any injuries or legal trouble while investigating with us , then let her onboard the RV . Her eyes lit up as she saw the array of equipment we had set up : EMF meters , REM pods , an SLS camera , digital audio recorders , infrared cameras , and at least four spirit boxes . Everything a ghost hunter would need to investigate a haunted location . Diesel showed her what each