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hot/not for me campus I decided to do something a little different for the back-toschool issue. I’ve temporarily changed the title to “Hot but Not for Campus”. See, here’s the thing, college is one giant melting pot of personalities, gender, young intellectuals, talent, culture, and most importantly style. Style says “Hello” the minute she or he walks through the door. It’s attractive. It’s attention grabbing. It’s bold. It makes a statement. Warning: You do not want that statement to be negative or outlive your stint in college. not campus friendly 16 I once had a professor who started his first lecture of class with a story of a young fresh woman he called a “real ice breaker”. This young woman came to her first day of class in a mini skirt and 6-inch heels, sweaty (because she obviously didn’t know she had to walk across campus in the blazing heat) her hair damp and in a frizz. To top it off, she was late! When she entered the class, everyone turned toward her, there was a variety of whistles and cackles. The professor said to her, “So nice of you to join us. Would you care for a tissue?” as he gestured toward his head, in obvious relation to her perspiration. The class laughed. She declined and looked for an open seat. written by: Kandace Campbell warm it is outside, save all that leg and a potential, yet unfortunate, flashing for the Saturday night frat party…but please, don’t flash there either. We’ll talk about frat labels and how to avoid them later. RULE 3: Cleavage is Hot, but not for campus. Cover those things up. Boobs don’t get A’s, studying, retention, and brain power does. Prop up the girl’s for the Friday night after party. RULE 4: bed head is not ever Hot! Brush your hair always. Be presentable. You want to be taken seriously as a student by your professor and peers. It starts with disrupting the class a second time. presentation. Embarrassed, she picked herself up and scurried out the door, falling RULE 5: Makeup and Body piercings yet another time. He never knew that are Hot, but minimize for campus. young lady’s name, nor did she ever Don’t scare or defocus your return to the class. That was over professor and peers by allowing ten years ago. When I took his class, your inner Marilyn Manson or Rolf the story was already five years old. Buchholz to show up. College is From what I hear, he still tells that about building relationships--same story. And that ladies and healthy ones. Ease people into your gentlemen is what I mean by letting uniqueness. your fashion statement outlive your stint. This leads me to the rules of Rule 6: Smiles are so Hot always. Smile forever on campus and “going to class campus style”: beyond! RULE 1: Stilettos are totally Hot, but not for campus. Save the stilts for Follow these simple rules and you’re the Friday night party ladies and sure to never become a tragic most importantly, save your ankles fashion story on campus! the added pressure of supporting your weight while trudging to a class where no one really cares anyway. As fate would have it, there was one down front, several rows up from the professor. As the young lady made her way to the seat, her ankles gave way and she fell, RULE 2: Mini skirts are totally Hot, toppling over students and desks, but not for campus. No matter how 17