Grozine Cultivation Tech & Lifestyles Mag Issue 12 | Page 21

I am completely sober, as I type these words. Perhaps it’s obvious, but my written wit often comes from an outside substance. Lately, I’ve been drinking too much liquor. The idea was that imbibing alcohol would conjure up some serious journalistic genius. Instead, I’ve just been drunk on moonshine, and I’m a week past my deadline. Personal Experience My wife and I were up late baking bread. She makes gourmet doughs from unusual grains, using a natural yeast that takes several hours to ferment. We were also draining a rare bottle of single barrel Jefferson’s Bourbon. Once it was empty, I pulled out the mason jar of moonshine. The smell of fermenting dough is so much like sour mash, moonshine was the logical (drunk) choice at 2am. You see, moonshine contains just a dash of Pure Crazy, which allows the drinker to bake all night. Our conversations got more and more bizarre, and our speech began to slur, but we didn’t burn a single loaf. Basically, we got all fucked up and had a great time. Wait, how’d I get all these blisters and burns on my hands? Image: Clawhammer Stills Going Legal at Limestone Branch When I heard that some companies were going to make and sell legal moonshine, I was immediately skeptical. What if these distillers don’t know how to properly bottle Insanity? What if it’s weak and just for show? What if everyone has access to it, and I ain’t so damn special anymore? Those concerns were put to bed when I had my first sip of T.J. Pottinger Sugar Shine from Limestone Branch Distillery. Instead of pure corn sour mash, they use a 50/50 mix of corn mash and sugar mash. The liquor is bottled at 50% alcohol (100 proof), so they call it a “50/50/50” shine. Down the hatch. Oh, that’s really good. And straight to to head! Well, hot damn, this IS moonshine! As a way of distinguishing their product from the more clandestine variety, Limestone Branch uses the term “Moon*Shine” with capital letters and an asterisk. The slight variation is a great way of paying respect to all of the bootleggers who came before them. Heritage and the Family Name Bootlegging corn liquor is a part of the Sugar Shine history. Brothers Steve and Paul Beam opened Limestone branch just a few years ago, but liquor is in their blood, er uh, heritage. Ever heard of Jim Beam bourbon? Steve and Paul are the great-great-grandsons of Joseph Washington Dant, a historic distiller. They are also the great-grandsons of Minor Case Beam, who was famous for his sour mash and rye whiskey. And they are something like the great-greatgrea B