Great Expectations March 17 | Page 3

It has become horridly prevalent, dearest readers, of the blatant disregard of social construct and etiquette. Have etiquette and manners alike become obscure and irrelevant to our everyday lives? Should one not conduct oneself by the utmost measure of grace and politeness? I implore you, keen minds, why is common

decency no longer common?

Women, I beg of thee! Carry

yourself with the grace of dear Queen Victoria. Do not delve into the rumors that it is correct to act irrationally. Women have become much to bold in the face of a man. A decent woman is a woman who is subservient to the dominant gender. Have you forgotten your place?

It is not ladylike to display one’s ankle and any extraneous skin should be covered up immediately. Modesty is attractive and it will thrust you into the favor of men, rather than

immodest behavior. Undoubtedly you have been taught proper behavior from an early age. You

must not disregard your lessons, women.

How to Conduct Yourself Properly in Our Society.

Great Expectations

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Know Your Place

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Carry yourself with the grace of dear Queen Victoria.

It is not ladylike to display one’s ankle and any extraneous skin should be covered up immediately. Modesty is attractive and it will thrust you into the favor of men, rather than immodest behavior. Undoubtedly you have been taught proper behavior from an early age. You must not disregard your lessons, women. An independent woman is nothing more than trouble that no man will care to deal with. You either recognize your man as your superior and wed as soon as possible or you are nothing more than charity that your family must tend to. Alas, remember that pursuit of a man, do not come off too aggressively. You are a woman and you shall behave as such. Your meekness will get you far enough and should you display an ounce of