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The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
FREE ALL-WEATHER
PERSONAL BAROMETER
SUZY JAMES, Author
HERE IT IS: Golf Car
Users, Golfers or any
Duffers who have a
good sense of humor,
a DIY “NEVER FAIL”
instrument to forecast
the weather. Forget the
weather experts; make
your All-Weather Per-
sonal Barometer and
get your very own real
instant weather forecast.
Here’s how:
1) Photocopy the
barometer and cut it
out with scissors on
the dotted lines.
onto cardboard and cover with
clear plastic.
3) Trim edges and bind with
waterproof clear tape. Punch
out one hole, where marked
with X.
4) Slip a 6 inch length of
natural-fiber rope through the
hole and tie a knot on both
ends.
5) Let the lower end of rope hang
loose. Barometer must be hung
outside of your golf cart with
the rope fully exposed to the
weather.
Have fun predicting the weather!
2) Mount Barometer
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BAROMETER
Rope Stiff................. Calm
Rope Moving............ Windy
Rope Dry.................. Sunny
Rope Wet................. Rainy
Rope White.............. Snowy
Rope Invisible.......... Foggy
Rope Gone............... Hurricane
X
A note from the Author: It
has been so much fun playing
with words to bring about
amusing and entertaining
stories portraying people and
other living things as out of the
ordinary.
So, I wrote, and wrote, and
wrote for over sixty-five years.
Each article was stored away in
a box never to see the light of day
until now.